Whats up all you amphetamine crazed brochachos and womyn I got a new holiday episode of cooking with Fabes for you ! How is it holiday themed ? Because I was wearing red when I was cooking and its december thus everything is holidays. Tonight we are making my old standby, cold thai peanut noodle salad.
We're making this for a potluck dinner party ugly sweater mishmash type deal, so we gotta make a lot. Start with your basic ingredients for the sauce.
Generic brand soy sauce, sesame oil, rice wine vinegar and natural peanut butter.
By our powers combined we are...... a poop like mess.
DONT FUCKING JUDGE THIS SAUCE THIS IS GOOD SAUCE
Mix it up and stir it...down.
A dual study in the Art of Fabian
drinking: don't let this happen to you too.
Teriyaki marinated chicken from the big WEGs
Slice THAT SHIT UP PUT IT IN THE SAUUUUUZE.
Aluminum foil fail. FUCK. DAMMIT.
IGNORE TOES.
Chicken nuggz.
Well it turns out I didn't bring the fucking chicken to the party. SHIT.
Back to the Sauce. Which I made after the chicken. But its coming after here. So in a way its back to the future.
The finished product.
ZOOM. ENHANCE.
Actually thats kind of a de-hancement if anything. WHATEVER FUCK YOU, WHO ARE YOU STEVEN BAY TARANTINO REINER ?
Beware of the Holiday Bruce-alope. He is a nocturnal hunter with a keen sense of smell.
File photo of Were-Bruce-alope-pire.
Thats all fuckers. Have fun pretending to study and gnashing your teeth.
THe end result of my labors. A fed crowd, and the approval I so
desperately crave. This is your procrastinating Chef Du Jour, signing off.
-Fabes
drinking: don't let this happen to you too.
